Sunday, May 08, 2005
Shut up, you can start sentances with "And"
Ahhh, it feels so good to be done school. I've been working a lot the last while. And, since I work as a bouncer, it is the most relaxing job in the world. On busy nights, I pretty much just stare at girls. On dead days, I sit out in the sun and read a book and stare at girls drinking on the patio if there are any.
By the way, when I say stare, I don't mean like a creepy, psycho stare. I mean like a dark, sexy, smoldering stare. With or without a devilish smile. It's all very complex but I'm sure you can picture it.
And today at work I won $20 playing poker with the bar staff! Tough job I'm telling you.
The only real complaint I have right now is the all the construction in the city. Cork is the "European capital of culture - 2005" and, to celebrate that, we've started ripping holes in the road and sidewalks for tourists to sprain their ankles on. Nothing says, "whimsical, magical vacation" like sharp nails and tetanus shots!
By the way, when I say stare, I don't mean like a creepy, psycho stare. I mean like a dark, sexy, smoldering stare. With or without a devilish smile. It's all very complex but I'm sure you can picture it.
And today at work I won $20 playing poker with the bar staff! Tough job I'm telling you.
The only real complaint I have right now is the all the construction in the city. Cork is the "European capital of culture - 2005" and, to celebrate that, we've started ripping holes in the road and sidewalks for tourists to sprain their ankles on. Nothing says, "whimsical, magical vacation" like sharp nails and tetanus shots!
# posted by Andrew @ 9:04 PM 
